A good motto to live by: 'Always try not to get killed.

George Carlin
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  1. The truth is what you live through while you're looking for the truth. - Marty Rubin

  2. Ye are better than all the ballads That ever were sung or said; For ye are living poems, And all the rest are dead. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

  3. Don't sign your namebetween worlds, surmountthe manifold of meanings, trust the tearstain, learn to live. - Paul Celan

  4. To breathe is to live, but to write unimpeded is to breathe eternal. - M. Clifford

  5. The life of my people is to remember forever; each head granary is full. The life of your people is to forget: your thing granaries ("museums"), and not yourselves, are full. - Alice Walker

More Quotes By George Carlin
  1. Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you...

  2. It's important in life if you don't give a shit. It can help you a lot.

  3. Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.

  4. May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.

  5. We're so self-important. So arrogant. Everybody's going to save something now. Save the trees, save the bees, save the whales, save the snails. <span style="margin:15px; display:block"></span>And the supreme arrogance? Save the planet! Are these people kidding? Save the planet? We don't even know how to...

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